Scott Calvin's Lunch Order

Bring the magic (and the chaos) of The Santa Clause to your wardrobe with this hilarious Order Menu T-Shirt, inspired by Tim Allen’s rapid-fire pretend drive-thru bit from the beloved holiday classic. It’s the perfect deep-cut reference for fans who know the movie by heart and still crack up at the improvised, overly complicated “meal” he orders.

Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium, soft cotton for festive comfort all season long

• Clean, clever graphic inspired by the iconic scene

• A subtle nod that real fans will spot instantly

• Great for holiday parties, family movie nights, or gifting to the The Santa Clause enthusiast in your life

• Whimsical design that captures peak 90s Christmas-movie charm

Wear it anytime you want to bring a little nostalgia, a little mischief, and a lot of holiday spirit. Perfect for anyone who hears Tim Allen’s delivery in their head the second they see it.

Because nothing says Christmas like an unnecessarily complicated order.